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Delusions of Grandeur
Realizations of Mediocrity
Created on 2002-02-18 16:50:38 (#472318), last updated 2009-07-19
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| Name: | The boy all the bad girls want. |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1979-08-31 |
| Location: | Clermont, Florida, United States |
| Website: | For the Love of Comics |
I always hated these mini-bio things. "Somehow sum yourself up in 120 characters or less" and all that.
The truth is, I can't sum myself up here, because I'm not that simple of a person. Far from a cardboard cutout, I'm multi-dimensional and operate on many different planes.
If you really want to get to know me, my best advice is to read my journal. After all, that's what it's there for.
After reading for awhile, maybe you'll get an idea of who I am. If you do, please let me know, because I'm still trying to figure it out.
Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!
~Calvin
"Once you understand why you dismiss all other gods, you will understand why I dismiss your one god...."
~unknown
"I may disagree with what you have to say, good sir, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
~Voltaire
"Do not believe something simply because some authority figure says so. Do not believe anything just because legends or scriptures say so. Do not believe anything just because it conforms to tradition or because it is popular and everyone else believes it. Any beliefs we accept without personal verification are called superstition."
~The Buddha (500 B.C.E.)

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The truth is, I can't sum myself up here, because I'm not that simple of a person. Far from a cardboard cutout, I'm multi-dimensional and operate on many different planes.
If you really want to get to know me, my best advice is to read my journal. After all, that's what it's there for.
After reading for awhile, maybe you'll get an idea of who I am. If you do, please let me know, because I'm still trying to figure it out.
Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!
~Calvin
"Once you understand why you dismiss all other gods, you will understand why I dismiss your one god...."
~unknown
"I may disagree with what you have to say, good sir, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
~Voltaire
"Do not believe something simply because some authority figure says so. Do not believe anything just because legends or scriptures say so. Do not believe anything just because it conforms to tradition or because it is popular and everyone else believes it. Any beliefs we accept without personal verification are called superstition."
~The Buddha (500 B.C.E.)
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